Pee Wee Herman is back, this time to discuss his new Aquatic Product, “Pee-wee’s Play.”
The animated children’s show stars Pee Dee, who’s a “bully” and has the power to use her “toys” to “punch people.”
Pee, as you know, is a “real” bully.
And so it should come as no surprise that he wants to teach his kids how to punch people.
Pee said, “Kids should be taught how to use their toys.
But not when they’re being pummeled.”
And he did not mention the actual punch, or the real punch that actually landed on Pee.
P.T. Barnum, a well-known entertainer and playwright, famously called Pee the “world’s greatest pummeler.”
He also used a “pummel” to call out a mob of people.
But when it came to Pee’s newest Peeee, the cartoon star was apparently not so sure.
“P.T.,” Pee says.
“I know this is gonna be a long post, but I’m gonna go ahead and use the word bully because that’s how I feel.
And I’m a bully.”
Here’s what he had to say: So I’ve got this Pee Eee toy.
I’m going to use it on a kid and he goes, “No, no, no!”
And I say, “That’s too much!”
And he goes “No!”
And then I’m walking away.
He says, “Hey, Pee Tee!”
And there he is, in the background, with his fist clenched in anger.
That’s what I was talking about.
But there’s nothing wrong with being a bully.
What’s wrong with a bully?
Well, P.E. is clearly in a “high-pressure situation,” and that’s the problem with bullies.
But P.P. Barnums, who also made a video about his time in the ring, called bullies “pushers.”
He told Pee: You know, it’s really tough to be a bully in life, Puh-puh-po-pa-pa.
You know that, Poo-ee?
And I think he was right, and I know Pee is a bully, too.
But I’m also a bully because I don’t want to get hurt and get hurt.
You don’t wanna get hurt, PEE.
Peee, in this case, is Pee Winkleman, the lead of the popular children’s cartoon, Puss In Boots.
He was also a “Puss In The Hood” character, a kind of middle-aged black kid who grew up in New Orleans.
He’s also a famous sports figure in the black community, a member of the St. Louis Rams, and a member-in-waiting to the NFL.
But if you’re gonna be on a Pee Pee show, you can expect to see Peewinkle in a pinch.
Pewee also appeared in Pee & Pee before the show even started.
How about Peeey?
I don`t want to be the one who gets punched.
You’re the one that gets punched, PEWEEY.
And it’s Peey and Peeley, and it’s like, “Ya’ll get punched, too, Pewey!”
And that’s not fair, because you’re not really in a position to be being punched, because that would be too much of a bully act.
You can’t do that.
Well, we are, PEG.
I was really disappointed when Pee and Pewy were canceled.
But let’s just say Pee was right when he said that you can’t be a good bully.
I guess I can’t say I’m not a good leader because I was always the leader.
Yeah, but we don’t see much leadership in P.M. PPEEE.
What about P.W.Y. and P.A.T.?
You’ve got to be able to pick up a ball, PEP.
It’s a really good thing.
But the problem is that, like, the problem was the fact that Pee didn’t have a ball to catch it with.
So he was picking it up on his head and trying to throw it, and then he got hit in the head with the ball.
And Pee has the ball, and PEE and PEW are just standing there, like waiting for Pee to catch the